Category Archives: humour

excerpts from Nexus Falling Baby in Luck In 1930s Detroit, a man named Joseph Figlock was to become an amazing figure in a young (and apparently, incredibly carless) mother’s life. As Figlock was walking down the street, the mother’s baby fell … Continue reading →

Teacher:  “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”  John: “You told me to do it without using tables.” Beautifully manicured lawns are highly sod after. A bird does not sing because it has an answer.  A … Continue reading →

Two Antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.  The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. A set of car jumper cables walk into a bar.  Bartender says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” … Continue reading →

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.   A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.   Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: ‘Hello’ … Continue reading →

25  HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS (Actual writings from hospital charts) 1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.